Here are some news items for South Carolina:
A bill has been introduced in the state legislature banning nuclear weapons strikes within the state, but it does allow individuals to carry rocket launchers.
Jim DeMint has been forced to resign from his position as president of a national think tank, due to the fact that he has run out of thoughts.
And lastly, Mark Sanford is reported missing. He is thought to be campaigning on the Appalachian Trail.
Isn't it a great day in South Carolina?!